I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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