If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Houston, we have a squirter
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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