Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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