Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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