who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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