ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
sex in a hospital.. check
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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