New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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