gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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