Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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