i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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