My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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