Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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