Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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