So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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