I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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