so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He better not be in your backpack
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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