Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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