we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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