google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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