He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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