I want to have your abortion
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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