She announced her abortion via fbk
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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