so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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