The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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