piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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