Dual....:-)
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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