I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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