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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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