Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Edward fifth and chaser hands
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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