Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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