No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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