So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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