Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
time to smoke my breakfast
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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