Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My life is pants optional.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
