Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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