He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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