If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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