So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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