She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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