Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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