yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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