the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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