Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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