You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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