So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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