We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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