when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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