Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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