It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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