Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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