gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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