i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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