So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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