Buhtt sex?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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