So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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